Footballers are publishing their autobiographies here, there, and everywhere. Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard, Rio Ferdinand, Ashley Cole and Wayne Rooney have all told a tale or two but when you bear in mind they are all in their mid 20s it s a bit ridicul

Footballers are publishing their autobiographies here, there, and everywhere.

Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard, Rio Ferdinand, Ashley Cole and Wayne Rooney have all told a tale or two but when you bear in mind they are all in their mid 20s it's a bit ridiculous.

Ferdinand just goes on about his 'birds', Cole complains he's hasn't got enough cash, and Lampard just talks about how wonderful he is.

They all have their whole lives ahead of them, so why don't they wait until their retirement?

Then they might have an interesting tale to tell that warrants millions of pounds.